Modern Day Bollywood
So after quite a while I finally watched another bollywood movie (or should I say "filum")...2.5 hours of my life gone...but I came away with some interesting observations.
1) A sure fire way to impress a girl is to wear a grey suit with a purple shirt...and the purple shirt matches the color of the table cloth in the restaurant exactly. In fact, it was probably made of the same fabric...
2) Only in an Indian movie, not only are there girls in skimpy clothes getting wet in the rain in the "hero's" wet dream, but there are also a bunch of guyz in skimpy clothes getting wet in the rain...no further comment needed.
3) When you see waves hitting a cliff...it represents an orgasm
4) Didn't realize the indian masses find cleavage on a the "hero" (yes hero, not heroine) sexy... the chest shave job was such that the cleavage was enhanced. So what do you say ladies...maybe we need to grow some chest hair in strategic locations so that we can enhance our own cleavage.
5) How do you know the guy just came back from a very vigorous work out session? Well, the sweat stains on his wife beater tank top of course (the oh so sexy wife beater tank top)...sweat under the arms, in the middle of the chest (sorry ladies no man cleavage this time) and the back of course. Mind you, the reason you know it was a very vigorous work out is that half a day later the sweat stains are still there. This isafter the guy has left the gym...gone to the girls house without showering b/c all girls love a smelly guy of course...picked her up...taken her to school...sat in classes...then met up with her again for lunch.
And these are observations made from a movie that didn't want to make me kill myself...and that's only because they show the hero marry a girl who gets raped and is pregnant (mind you it's too dangerous for her to have an abortion because it'll damage her uterus but she can carry the baby to term, cause her uterus to stretch and grow by a bazillion times and not be in danger). And the date of the wedding is set when she would be 7 months pregnant...India becoming modern and accepting of things that it previously wasn't. Mind you she gives birth prematurely of course so that she doesn't have a honking huge stomach on her wedding day. I'll take the baby steps forward...better than the giant leaps backwards.
1) A sure fire way to impress a girl is to wear a grey suit with a purple shirt...and the purple shirt matches the color of the table cloth in the restaurant exactly. In fact, it was probably made of the same fabric...
2) Only in an Indian movie, not only are there girls in skimpy clothes getting wet in the rain in the "hero's" wet dream, but there are also a bunch of guyz in skimpy clothes getting wet in the rain...no further comment needed.
3) When you see waves hitting a cliff...it represents an orgasm
4) Didn't realize the indian masses find cleavage on a the "hero" (yes hero, not heroine) sexy... the chest shave job was such that the cleavage was enhanced. So what do you say ladies...maybe we need to grow some chest hair in strategic locations so that we can enhance our own cleavage.
5) How do you know the guy just came back from a very vigorous work out session? Well, the sweat stains on his wife beater tank top of course (the oh so sexy wife beater tank top)...sweat under the arms, in the middle of the chest (sorry ladies no man cleavage this time) and the back of course. Mind you, the reason you know it was a very vigorous work out is that half a day later the sweat stains are still there. This isafter the guy has left the gym...gone to the girls house without showering b/c all girls love a smelly guy of course...picked her up...taken her to school...sat in classes...then met up with her again for lunch.
And these are observations made from a movie that didn't want to make me kill myself...and that's only because they show the hero marry a girl who gets raped and is pregnant (mind you it's too dangerous for her to have an abortion because it'll damage her uterus but she can carry the baby to term, cause her uterus to stretch and grow by a bazillion times and not be in danger). And the date of the wedding is set when she would be 7 months pregnant...India becoming modern and accepting of things that it previously wasn't. Mind you she gives birth prematurely of course so that she doesn't have a honking huge stomach on her wedding day. I'll take the baby steps forward...better than the giant leaps backwards.
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